Top TV Quotes >> The Simpsons

Ralph: "Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

Sideshow Bob: "No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it."

Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"

Comic Book Guy: "The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…"

Homer: "Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!"

Ned Flanders: "I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"

Chief Wiggum: "Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2."

Sideshow Bob: "I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies."

Homer: "When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun."

Nelson: "Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!"