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[Monica and Richard are about to tell Monica's parents about their relationship] Monica: Can't we tell your parents first? Richard: They're both dead. Monica: Oh, you are so lucky...
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Joey: Hey Ross. If homo sapiens were in fact "homo sapiens", could that be why they're extinct? Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people. Joey: Hey! I'm not judging here.
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[Rachel complaining about her father] Rachel: Oh, it was horrible. He called me "young lady". Chandler: Ugh, I hate when my father calls me that
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Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.
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Ross: This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year. Chandler: What, you never look down in the shower?
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Rachel: You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast... Jill Green: No. What? Rachel: Well... she died Jill… She died.
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Ross: You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Joey: The hell with hockey. Let's all do that.
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Ross: First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.
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