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Ross: You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away MY SANDWICH?!... MY SANDWICH!!!!!!

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Ross: What are you doing? 
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some? 
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.

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Phoebe: You guys, you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be living in an apartment.
 Rachel: Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around.

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Phoebe (Trying to cheer up Rachel): Aw... Phebes. Rachel: Honey, that's your name.
 Phoebe: That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.

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Ross: You know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99! 
Rachel: But your divorce isn't even final yet. 
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! You know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy. 
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room?

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Phoebe: [After playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

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Ross:Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened? Joey:Something called Braxton-Hicks contractions. Ross:Oh. Oh. Thank God, most women don’t even feel them. Rachel:Okay, no uterus, no opinion!

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Ross: (to Rachel) You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human and half *pure evil!*

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Rachel:...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine? Dr Long: Three. Ross: Just three!!? I'm dilated three!

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Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and WON! Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!

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