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A man who marries his mistress
leaves a vacancy in that position.
Marrying a man is like buying
something you've been admiring for
a long time in a shop window. You
may love it when you get it home,
but it doesn't always go with
everything else in the house.
What's with you men? Would hair
stop growing on your chest if you
asked directions somewhere?
Guys are like roses. You've got to
watch out for the pricks.
Tis strange what a man may do, and
a woman yet think him an angel.
The old theory was "Marry an older
man, because they're more
mature." But the new theory
is: "Men don't mature. Marry a
Many a man owes his success to his
first wife, and his second wife to
God gave us all a penis and a
brain, but only enough blood to run
one at a time.