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Never get married in college; it's
hard to get a start if a
prospective employer finds you've
already made one mistake.
Never feel remorse for what you
have thought about your wife; she
has thought much worse things about
Never advise anyone to go to war or
to get married. Write down the
advice of him who loves you, though
you like it not at present. He that
has no children brings them up
My wife Mary and I have been
married for forty-seven years and
not once have we had an argument
serious enough to consider divorce;
murder, yes, but divorce, never.
My wife and I tried two or three
times in the last 40 years to have
breakfast together, but it was so
disagreeable we had to stop.
My wife and I had decided not to
let anybody take pictures of our
home because it was just the last
place on earth we had that was
unscathed. But people have climbed
over the fence; they've taken
aerial shots. They've gotten my
address and put it on the Internet.
My most brilliant achievement was
my ability to be able to persuade
my wife to marry me.
My husband said 'show me your
boobs' and I had to pull up my
skirt... so it was time to get them