Man - a creature made at the end of
the week's work when God was tired.
I can teach anybody how to get what
they want out of life. The problem
is that I can't find anybody who
can tell me what they want.
Category: Carpe Diem
The fear of death follows from the
fear of life. A man who lives
fully is prepared to die at any
A dollar picked up in the road is
more satisfaction to us than the 99
which we had to work for, and the
money won at Faro or in the stock
market snuggles into our hearts in
the same way.
The air up there in the clouds is
very pure and fine, bracing and
delicious. And why shouldn't it
be? - it is the same the angels
Life would be infinitely happier if
we could only be born at the age of
eighty and gradually approach
Adam and Eve had many advantages,
but the principal one was that they
Let us not be too particular. It
is better to have old second-hand
diamonds than none at all.
Thousands of geniuses live and die
undiscovered - either by themselves
or by others.
I was warned to stop smoking, which
I did, for two or three days, but
it was too lonesome, and I have
resumed â in a modified way
â 4 smokes a day instead of
40. This will have a good effect.
On the bank balance.